"Stealing Awwwards layouts and calling it my creative vision."

"Knowing 1% of the languages but calling myself a Senior Expert."

"Using flashy animations to hide my lack of design skills."

"Building products that nobody asked for and nobody will buy."

"Setting up a Stripe button and calling it an advanced FinTech platform."

"Changing three keywords and pretending I hacked Google's algorithm."

"Praying that my local code behaves exactly the same on Vercel."

"Writing code once and spending days debugging it on two different systems."

"Passing a user string to ChatGPT and telling clients I built a custom AI model."

"Spending ten hours to move a Lighthouse score from 92 to 95."

"Overcomplicating a simple database by putting it on a digital ledger."

"Adding basic JWT authentication and calling it unhackable military-grade security."

"Fixing one minor CSS issue while breaking five major database routes."